How would you feel is someone asked you to eat three full orders of Fettuccine Alfredo and three bread sticks from Fazoli’s? Or how about three Big Macs and three orders of fries from McDonald’s? Or 14 Original Doughnuts from Krispy Kreme? It’s ludicrous, for sure, but the truth is that any of these options would actually save you calories over this horrendous glut of oil and cream from the Cheesecake Factory. It has four days’ worth of saturated fat and a day and a half of calories–and that’s before you get to appetizers, sides, drinks and dessert!